If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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