I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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