handjob tips. give me some.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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