Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
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