Where are you?
In a non slutty way
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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