I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Your dad touched me again.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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