I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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