Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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