Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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