Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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