Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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