well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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