Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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