walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
This baby is an asshole
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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