mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Randomize
