I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
time to smoke my breakfast
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
