Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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