I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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