I hate your face
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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