We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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