Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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