He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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