there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I want to be your penis for a week.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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