There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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