All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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