I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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