I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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