My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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