Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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