it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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