you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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