you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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