I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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