I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
He has the fingertips of a God
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