just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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