Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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