We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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