No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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