i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
He? As in you personified your dick?
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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