i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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