You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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