lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I had to cum in my sink.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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