let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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