..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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