So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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