I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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