Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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