weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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