It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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