Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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