going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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