I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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